Also, here are some miscellaneous, true facts about Neil, the world's most exciting boar:--When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Neil, the world's most exciting boar.--Neil, the world's most exciting boar counted to infinity - twice.-- When Neil, the world's most exciting boar does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.--Neil, the world's most exciting boar does not sleep. He waits.--Neil, the world's most exciting boar blatantly plagiarizes Chuck Norris jokes without fear of retribution from Chuck Norris.
Why oh why didn't you name him Niels?
I agree with Jackie - a pun and freely-plagiarized jokes!-Chris
but...it's so close to Niels...did he mean it? or is it just a coincidence? i don't know what's what here.still, you best say your prayers, because i think, chuck norris is coming for you and your little boar, too.
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Also, here are some miscellaneous, true facts about Neil, the world's most exciting boar:
--When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Neil, the world's most exciting boar.
--Neil, the world's most exciting boar counted to infinity - twice.
-- When Neil, the world's most exciting boar does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
--Neil, the world's most exciting boar does not sleep. He waits.
--Neil, the world's most exciting boar blatantly plagiarizes Chuck Norris jokes without fear of retribution from Chuck Norris.
Why oh why didn't you name him Niels?
I agree with Jackie - a pun and freely-plagiarized jokes!
-Chris
but...it's so close to Niels...did he mean it? or is it just a coincidence? i don't know what's what here.
still, you best say your prayers, because i think, chuck norris is coming for you and your little boar, too.
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