Also, I gotta be honest with you all; for a few years now, I try to keep a healthy lifestyle. And I eat pretty healthy. But my God, I love nacho cheese. And I don't mean actual cheese, I mean that molten trans fat that they serve at movie theaters and Taco Bells. It is my Achilles heel, which is why I was happy that we only had the nacho bar once every three weeks back in college. But I tell ya, when we did have the nacho bar, it took all my willpower to not just fill my drink cup with that non-dairy magma.
...I think what I'm trying to say here is that, I really wouldn't mind dying in a nacho cheese quicksand pit.
I agree. Only my vision is one of a volcanic lava flow of nacho cheese incinerating everything in its path.
This is no doubt brought on by (one too many times) popping a chip covering with this scalding stuff in my mouth, only to have it immediately remove the top layers of skin from the roof of my mouth....
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Also, I gotta be honest with you all; for a few years now, I try to keep a healthy lifestyle. And I eat pretty healthy. But my God, I love nacho cheese. And I don't mean actual cheese, I mean that molten trans fat that they serve at movie theaters and Taco Bells. It is my Achilles heel, which is why I was happy that we only had the nacho bar once every three weeks back in college. But I tell ya, when we did have the nacho bar, it took all my willpower to not just fill my drink cup with that non-dairy magma.
...I think what I'm trying to say here is that, I really wouldn't mind dying in a nacho cheese quicksand pit.
I agree. Only my vision is one of a volcanic lava flow of nacho cheese incinerating everything in its path.
This is no doubt brought on by (one too many times) popping a chip covering with this scalding stuff in my mouth, only to have it immediately remove the top layers of skin from the roof of my mouth....
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on another topic, nacho cheese is gross! i'll just take the chips and the jalapenos!
I'm with Lucas on this one - if I want nachos, I'm going to have real, congealed dairy fat on 'em!
I must say though, I like today's episode - especially the look on confusion on our sinking friend.
-Chris
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